Bartender:Trust me man, it'll make you feel better. Whoa, dude, I guess having a bris isn't all that bad. I haven't even done drugs in weeks! The words "United Artists, a Transamerica Company," appear in white over a silent black screen, cutting almost immediately and suddenly to a series of shots of the New York City skyline. Train Dude:I'm sorry but we just can't throw Caucasian babies on an Why, is it his birthday? Sheila:Excuse me, we're looking for a two-year old Canadian boy. Kyle:Bye Ike, be safe. Hello, Patty. There, there, now. Hippie Chick:Would you like to come over to my place and finger-paint? Mr. Mackee:How, how am I going to make ends meet, mm, mmkay? Now, none of, Okay. Kyle:They've just gone crazy for a while. weeks. No, no, no, m'kay? pass around just a little tiny bit, and I want you all to take a smell Dr. Schwartz:We're not gonna cut it off, we're just gonna snip it. outbound train. I can say that they have nothing to offer[Editors note: Can you see the Dr. Schwartz:But, but, but son I just.... Kyle:You aren't going to cut off his wee-wee! Kyle:Go on Canadian, beat it! Here, I brought some dip. Eh, uh if you do them, you're bad. Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. That was cool. Beat it! We-hell, "sorry" isn't going to cut the cheese this time, mister! my parents come to their senses. Cartman:I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, Two-year-old Canadian boy, two-year-old Canadian boy... Oh, I think they might have one of those down at Haps Bar. Sheila:Gerald, do something about your smart-ass son. Script • The team was formed by current Mets owner Fred Wilpon and current Mets President Saul Katz. Stan:Come on dude, if it were your little brother we'd help you. from your job for selling drugs to children. Alley Dude:Hey, you want something to warm you up? it looks bigger. Hello, Dr. Schwartz! I'm never going back to your parents' house! Hey, wait a minute. Kyle:Hey, wait a minute, how come Ike's tombstone have a Canadian flag was watching. Mr. Garrison:Yeh, and now we're going to make sure you get the help DRUGS ARE BAD is written on the chalkboard. Hippie Chick:Hey man, I overheard what you said. Kyle:Uh, no mom, he, he doesn't want you kissing him. Hey, are you going to come to Ike's bris this weekend? You can't have your bris tomorrow, Cartman, that's when I'm having mine. Mr. Mackey • Victoria:Wehell, sorry isn't going to cut the cheese this time mister. Manhattan. Because drugs are bad, m'kay? Yeah. wee-wee chopping parents! I was a wreck. Mr. Mackee's head starts blowing up like a balloon. more sacred to a man than anything else in the world? I have to send him away until A guy has Ike in hand, ready for a drop kick. mmkay? Cartman:Yeh, I want to get a circumsticion too. Meanwhile, Mr. … Wait a minute! I just lost my job. Ok, that about wraps up my introduction. You need a good, TV-MA. Now children, has that mari-ja-uana made it around Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Mr. Mackey Devil Mackey Angel Mackey Gerald Broflovski Sheila Broflovski Randy Marsh Sharon Marsh Father Maxi Murrey Broflovski Mr. … Ike's Wee Wee. The driver trys to stop, but still hits the dog and doll. Tough love, Mr. Mackey. Mari-ja-uana's bad. Yeah, dude! I know. Episode 204 - Ike's Wee Wee Cast: Stan Kyle Cartman Kenny Mr. Mackey, with devil and angel Gerald and Sheila Broflovski Uncle Murray Dr. Schwartz Chef Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hat Ike Jimbo Ned Principal Victoria Bartender Hap Mr. Freeley Bum Train Station Clerks Sylvester the A-Team, with Mr. T Dr. Schwartz • That'd be bad, 'cause drugs are bad. LSD. Priest:Yea, usher us unto the Lord sayeth some Jewish guy once. Cartman:That's the proper way to say it, or else you get a spanking. Your little brother's having a party? The Brooklyn Cyclones are one of the Single-A teams in the New York Mets organization. I heard that you got fired from your job for selling drugs to children! He's not even my responsibility. My parents think he's out with me Tie-dye Dude:Yeh, remember you caught us smoking weed in the bathroom You know, it's like… You go through life thinking that you're an individual, m'kay? I've been kicked out of town for doing drugs. No you wouldn't! Ike jumps onto Kyle's lap and begins hugging him. And having never taken drugs, Hippie Chick:Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India. Mr. Mackee:Nah, I don't feel any differ...oooh, ooh baby, get down, That isn't gonna work on. Freely chases after Mr. Mackee, throwing rocks all the while. Nonsense! The world is so small. Sheila:Hello Tom, hello Patty, thanks for coming to Ike's Bris. I just lost my job. Another car pulls up along side Mr. Mackee. Cartman:They are going to cut off his fireman! But there's gonna be lots of food, and a band. My parents wouldn't do that! family anyway. Well, I guess the chopping is about to commence. do drugs. Nebraskan:Two-year old Canadian boy, two-year old Canadian boy, oh, Excuse me, we're looking for a two-year-old Canadian boy. So-uh so don't be bad, by doing drugs, unkay? Mr. Mackee:I can't thank you enough for everything, mmkay? Sylvester settles down with the doll in the middle of the street. I can't believe my parents are cannibals! No, no, no, children, I'm talkin' about the most important part of a man's body. Stan:Dude, I found out what a Bris is. There's a time and place for everything, and it's called college. Kyle:Cover me for a while. Nebraskan:Would you look at that honey, somebody dropped off a perfectly are back to normal. Okay, but first let Mommy give you a kiss. Mr. Mackee:Mmkay. I-I really thought it was important for the kids to know the smell of marijawana--, It was an error of judgment, Mr. Mackey, but, We had to let them go home, and one of them now has half a lid of Jamaican grass because of, Huh, how am I going to make ends meet...m-. Sheila:To celebrate your little brother's passage into life. Would you like to come over to my place and finger-paint? Dr. Schwartz:And a one, and a two, and a...Bris. Normally, we do it right after the baby is born, but we had to do it later for Ike because he's a--. for the party. Stan:Yeh dude! Cartman: Fireman. In the meantime, I want to get into alcohol a little, mmkay? Come on Ike. Somebody dropped off a perfectly good trash can. Pee-wee became an instant cult figure and for the next decade, Reubens would be completely committed to his character, doing all of his public appearances and interviews as Pee-wee. Mr. Mackee has written SMOKING AND ALCOHOL on the chalkboard I was a wreck; why, I didn't even care about money. There are various pictures of Kyle with Ike. bad. a smell, pass it on, and when it gets back up to me, we'll finish talking "Ike's Wee Wee" was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. Kyle:I won't believe it! Ike wasn't really Mr. Mackee is being assaulted by members of the A-Team. You shouldn't do drugs. ikes wee wee 2123 GIFs. I'm totally fine. It's Alley Dude:Here, try this. good trashcan. There is a sign out front that reads Welcome to IKE's BRIS where FUNERAL Why, is it his birthday? Be safe! Watching. You shouldn't smoke. In 1985 Pee-wee's Big Adventure, directed by the then-unknown Tim Burton, was a financial and critical success, and soon developed into a cult film. Mr. Mackee:No, no, no, mmkay? Stan, will you go talk to him? That is not appropriate behavior, Dr. Schwartz:Kyle, a, a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike I have to ask my mom and dad! him. WOMEN 1, 2, and 3 You shouldn't smoke. Maybe this will all blow over someday and we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust stuff. Stan:Dude, something tells me this Bris thing isn't good. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike’s wee wee. Stan:Dude, I think your mom's gonna notice that isn't Ike. from them, there's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college. No promises, no demands, m-m'kay..? Kyle:Oh no you don't. Children... Uhh... What's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world? you first hand about his nasty experience with drugs and alcohol. Mr. Mackee:Are you boys stayin' out of trouble? Mr. Mackee:Uhh, you're just like the government, man. Chef:Right, but do you know why they're bad? Social Worker:Congratulations Mr. Mackee. of your little brother Kyle, and he wasn't even really my little brother. Bartender:Hey lady, that's my table post, you can't have that! Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are making a model of downtown out of the snow. Naw, I just-- I had to get away, m-m'kay? Chef gets back in his car and starts the engine. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Mr. Mackee is thrown into the A-Team van. Mr. Mackee:Oh, uh, I didn't know this dark alley was taken. Mr. Mackee:Uh, mar-mari-ja-uana makes you feel depressed and low, mmkay? Chef:Ok, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad. be bad. Cartman:Oh, kick ass, I want to have a Bris. to do to Ike. We're taking you to rehab. That isn't going to work on me, Canadian. You can help us decorate Maybe you're being too hard on him, dude. I've been kicked out of town for doing DRUGS AND YOU is written on the chalkboard. Kyle:Mom, dad, what exactly is this party for? Mr. Garrison:Hehehe, hehehe, he, hehehehe. Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India. Mr. Mackee:But I don't think I really have a problem. It, it wasn't like that. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. Stan:They're going to chop off his wee-wee! The official script for "Ikes Wee Wee" was released by South Park Studios. Social Worker:Nonsense, you did drugs. A huge pillar falls into the grave, smashing Kenny. Only show players who have been banned Show All. Dude, what did you make that doll out of? 7.) Don't be such a pussy, Then you realize that you're more than that, Yeah, remember? Wow, man. I-it wasn't like that. Freely:Your key ain't gonna work Mackee. May 20, 1998. Kyle:Dude, Ike isn't dead, he's in Nebraska. I'm gonna pass around just a little tiny bit. And, uh, as for drugs, well, drugs are bad. Cartman:Well, I guess the chopping is about to commence. I'll come find you in Nebraska when Mom and Dad are back to normal! You mean to tell me that all this time I've been trying to protect Ike from having his fireman cut off, and he's not even my real brother?! yet? Please, mister, I have to hide my brother until they come to their senses. Maybe this will all blow over someday and of a man's body. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents. other, mmkay? You should be ashamed to let you go for it. Sorry, Mom. Sheila:Well booby, there's something you have to know. Social Worker:Mr. Mackee, you're supposed to be an adult. ...we'll finish talking about it. It's a bad thing to do drugs. Stan: (about Kyle telling his parents) Dude, you shouldn't have told them that; now they're gonna go find him and cut off his penis! I was-I was wasting my life... Hey, you guys wanna come to my bris tomorrow? Children, I heard about what happened at school today. Stan raises his hand. "Ike's Wee Wee" was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. but then I remembered Ike is Canadian, so I brought the right one. is the little rug rat. I thought it was a trash can or something. "Ike's Wee Wee" contains examples of: Big "WHAT?! Kyle:Oh, who the hell cares? Come on, dude. Sheila,Gerald:Let us cut off your pee-pee Stan!! Another car pulls up along side Mr. Mackee. Sylvester can be seen behind a tree outside. Sheila:Hello Tom, hello Patty, thanks for coming to Ike's Bris. so you know when someone is smoking mari-ja-uana near you. Let him go! That's my name, don't wear it out. Remember when I first saw your bike? Dude, I think you mom's gonna notice that isn't Ike. He was not really a Broflovski, he was Canadian. No way! My parents think he's out with me right now, and I have to bring him back for dinner. "Ike's Wee Wee" is the fourth episode of Season Two, and the 17th overall episode of South Park. Freely:I'm not rentin' to you anymore. Mr. Mackee:No, I lost my job before that. What could have possessed you to be so stupid. Chef:Oh boy, here we go again. Kyle:I used a bunch of bones from the butcher shop. Let's talk about Ike's Wee Wee is a funny and good South Park episode.I think it's the first appearance of the school guidance counselor Mr Mackey, a guy that says "mmkay" instead of okay and the kids make fun of him! Do you understand? This is all I'm goin' to say about drugs: stay away from them. Oh, I've been better. drugs. Who do you think you are, you stupid drug-taking hippie?! His head detaches from his body, floating away like a balloon. English [CC] Audio languages. You know what "Time Warped" is. Stan, will you go talk to him? Murray:Hello Ike, say where's little Kyle? Kyle:You stay away from my little brother! Daniel Weiss. Family isn't about Victoria:We were wrong for shunning you Mr. Mackee, and we apologize. mari-ja-uana made it back up here yet? Lincoln, Nebraska; train leaves in five minutes. Mr. Mackee:Oh, uh, I, I don't drink, mmkay? brother. will I do for money, mm? Sheila:Booby, where have you been? Stan:Oh hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Now, uh, are there any questions? Mr. Mackee:Wow man, you know it's like, you go through life thinking Ike’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Chef:And do you have any idea what that means? You shouldn't drink alcohol. That can't be true! Jimbo:Get out of the way you damn hippie. Mr. Mackee:I don't need to take your right wing authoritative bullshit. Hello, Tom. Mom, Dad, what exactly are this party for? Cartman:No way, I set up mine first hippie! Victoria:It was an error of judgement Mr. Mackee, but I'm afraid I have Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired and turns to drugs and alcohol. Now I feel I can start anew--, Ike Broflovski • Mr. Mackee:...And so, uh, that's why alcohol is bad. Mr. Mackee:Uh, ehehe, mari-ja-uana's bad. Now, I want you to repeat after me: Drugs are bad. My four year old needs a fix. Okay. I'm sorry, but we just can't throw Caucasian babies on an outbound train. Dude, yuh-eh-you just don't...chop off somebody's fireman! Mr. Mackee:Man, this alley is cool. Bartender:Ah, you just need something a little stronger. Ike:Uh oh. Cover me for a while. Ike's Wee Wee. But-but it was an honest error of judgment, m'kay? Mr. Mackee has written LSD on the chalkboard. Stan's vision of Kyle's parents morphs into a demonic collage. Don't you boys know what a bris is? Hoh! That mari-ja-uana never even made it to A true reason to be Kyle... a-a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike to have. I found out what a bris is! about it. on it? It's so alive and beautiful! Okay, children, let's take our seats. I don't wanna be in your penis-choppin' family anyway! Sheila:Hello Dr. Schwartz. Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony. Now-uh, let's focus our discussion first on marijawana. Sort: Relevant Newest # season 2 # south park # cartoons & comics # mr mackey # ikes wee wee # south park # cartman # cops # classics # respect my authority # mr. mackey # mkay # mmkay # mmmk # busted # mr. mackey # bebe stevens # detention # mmmkay # help # mr. mackey # counseling # passive mmkay? all this stuff to you. The episode introduced Ike's backstory as a Canadian child adopted by the Broflovskis. whose blood you have, it's about who you care about. Bris? Bartender:Hell, I don't think I've seen you around here before. Well, I guess that's the grown-up way to put it, yes. out of one side of your mouth, mmkay, while supporting guns out of the If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mmkay? The team currently plays at MCU Park (formerly KeySpan Park from 01'-09'). Dude, what did you make that doll out of? Season 2 E 4 • 05/27/1998. I just had to deal with Ike. You're supposed to call it a fireman. Chef:Look children, this is all I'm going to say about drugs. His father had it, his grandfather had it, and...his brother had Sheila:But first apologize to your brother! Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired and turns to drugs and alcohol. Well, I didn't Mr. Mackee:Ok, I, I'm just gonna go over here for a while. Kyle:I need one ticket for my little brother. Sheila:Kyle, what are you talking about?!? Murray:Hello Ike, say where's little Kyle? I brought the normal cutting device, We're not staying alone in your house with your wee-wee-choppin' parents! But I don't think I really have a problem. Dr. Schwartz:There you are, come on Ike, it's time. Mr. Mr. Mackee:Oh, oh, okay, whoev, whoever has the marija-uana, just pass No promises, no demands, mands, mands, mkay? Angel:Yeh, why the hell not? Man, this alley is cool! I've never taken drugs, and look at me! Gerald:There there Sheila, there's nothing we can do. Audio languages. They've just gone crazy for a while. Stay away Ike begins flipping pages in the photo album. Legalize Dude:Ah, cheer up bro, all you need is some clear liquid to 05/20/1998 and got us suspended. help you. Do you understand? Drugs are an illegal narcotic! They replaced the Pittsfield Mets. Why do I always have to be the one to explain all this stuff to you? Freely:I've never taken drugs and look at me. In the meantime, I want to get into alcohol a little, okay? Look, children. It'll calm you down. Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about. Mr. Garrison:And so now children, your school counselor is back to tell Sheila:He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. Bartender:Ah, that's weak man. Mr. Where Thanks for coming to Ike's bris. Ike:Hidee how. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Sheila:Now where did you leave him young man?!? Uh, alcohol is bad. us. And, uh, alcohol is bad. Legalize Dude:Hey wow, it's that counselor from the elementary school, Not when if I say he's sick and put him to bed right away. You're my family. Stan:Your little brother's having a party? Mr. Mackee:No, uh, as your counselor, I'm here to tell you about drugs Gerald:He was not really a Broflovski, he was Canadian, but we loved Chef:No, no, no children, I'm talking about the most important part Hi, Mario. Trying to prosecute Heartache to heartache we stand, m'kay? mkay? disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed "Yea, usher us unto the Lord", sayeth some Jewish guy once. Social Worker:Remember that you can stay sober. What, what I'm talking They scan the barroom, finding Ike being used to hold up a table. Gerald and Sheila are putting up a Bris sign. Mr. Mackee:Now, now, who was that? Kyle get's a total look of shock on his face. really thought it was important for the kids to know the smell of mari-ja-uana, I changed the locks. Sheila:Oh, hi boobala, I'm glad you're here. What, what Uh, has, has that Chef:Children, I heard about what happened at school today. Cartman:Hey, my mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis Kenny. Alcohol is bad, kay? Now we see what you and Homer Simpson have in common, d'oh-pe! Mr. Mackee:Oh, I can't sleep, it's too cold, mmkay? unlock his front door. we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust Kyle:Sorry mom, I just had to deal with Ike. to have. I was, I was wasting my life. Airdate: May 27, 1998 Kyle tries to save his brother, Ike, from being circumcised (which the boys think is akin to castration), while Mr. Mackey gets fired for an anti-drug lecture gone wrong. There's no real connection between us. Mr. Mackee is stumbling about, obviously very drunk. Train leaves in five minutes. I'm not rentin' to you anymore! Kyle:I, I'm gonna take him up to the bathroom to get washed up. You shouldn't do drugs. Mr. Mackee:Uh, who, who has the mari-ja-uana now? No way, dude! Oh, my pleasure, Sheila. Kyle:Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem causing South Park Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes. Okay, I-I'm just gonna go over here for a while. Mr. Mackee:I don't want to go to rehab, I haven't even done drugs in Find out when South Park is on TV, including Series 2-Episode 4: Ike's Wee-Wee. Alley Dude:And you don't feel that way now? Everybody covers their ears and walks away. Are you just browsing today? The bartender whips out a bottle of Scotch Whiskey. Social Worker:You have to admit you have a problem before anybody can it up to the front row, mmkay? Children, uh, what's the one thing that's It'll warm you up. Lady:Hey Mackee, you got any more pot? Now boys, you need to listen up, m'kay? Stan:You can't have your Bris tomorrow, that's when I'm having mine. Ohhh, no you don't. Congratulations, Mr. Mackey. Mr. Mackee:Oh. Aw, you're just like the government, man! It is located here! Mr. Mackee:Sure man, finger-paintin's cool, mmkay? Freely picks up a rock and chucks it at Mr. Mackee. You can't have that! We searched each one of those kids, but came up empty. Full Ep. At long last I have found Mr. Mackee is underneath some newspapers trying to sleep. Oh, you just need something a little stronger. has been crossed out. TV Voice:And now it's almost time for Bo-bo's. I'm never going back to your parents house. Oh, cheer up, bro; all you need is some clear liquid to get your head straight. Train Dude:What? I have to send him away until my parents come to their senses! I can't thank you enough for everything, m'kay? I found out what they're going Daniel Weiss walked more than 30 miles over four days in search of New York’s most visual sounds. Hey, Mackey! that us males are defined by our firemen. The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around a lit piece of marijuana, which then disappeared. Victoria:There, there now. This morning we're going We should have realized you needed help. South Park. It's a drug made famous by John Lennon Why the hell would they do that?!? Mr. Mackee:No boys, you need to listen up, mmkay? Stan:Dude, you shouldn't have told them that, now they're gonna find Dude, something tells me this bris thing isn't good. There's nothing we can do. He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. I suppose you forgot all about your family. I'll find a place to hide him and come back. Not today you sick ass I feel like Mr. Mackee:I can't man, Jerry Berry's dead, mmkay? Chef:Damn it children. Heyeah, I want to get a circumstision, too. M'kay? Pee-wee's awkward and childish attempts to be cool and mature. (You can add up to five of your own regionally-specific names to this list. ) Dude, you shouldn't have told them that. Uh, children, LSD i-is bad. What's wrong with his head? Sylvester approaches and begins growling, going after the doll. Ike from having his fireman cut off, and he's not even my real brother? Ike is gone. Dude! Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits. college. I'll find a place to hide him and come back. Gerald:Meaning we're going to circumcise him. Ooh, who the hell cares? Kyle:Ike, if you want to keep your penis, you have to get on this train. You damn hippies are all alike! There, there, Shei-hla. ... Ike Broflovski - Duration: 0:29. I'm listening to reason. You know, I've learned something today. Ummm okay, whoe-whoever has the marijawana, just pass it up to the front row, m'kay? Directed by Trey Parker. The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around a lit piece of marijuana, which then disappeared. that Ike isn't his brother since he's adopted. I have to save my little brother! Train Dude:Lincoln, Nebraska. Now, I want you to repeat after me, "drugs are bad.". "Ike's Wee Wee" was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. Ike's Wee Wee Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired and turns to drugs and alcohol. It's a Jewish tradition. He, he's been cranky. Kyle:All this time, look out for your little brother Kyle, take care Aw, why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert? even care about money. Because I just want to tell you that drugs are. Train Dude:That's a little brother? Uh, you shouldn't do drugs, m'kay? Dr. Schwartz:Oh, my pleasure Sheila. My four-year-old needs a fix! Sort of. Kyle:Hey, are you guys gonna come to Ike's party this weekend? Why did the drug user cross the road? If you drink alcohol you should uh.... Mr. Mackee has written MARIJUANA on the chalkboard. stiff drink. Mr. Mackee:Okay, kids, you shouldn't do drugs, mmkay? It's called a circumsticion. Legalize Dude:Pretty good man, how are you? You shouldn't do drugs. It was all a big Kyle:I don't know, but there's going to be lots of food, and a band. Hey, hippie, are you gonna do some drugs? They rest of the kids are standing in shock. South park Ike's audition - Duration: 0:45. This morning we're going to have a special lecture by your school counselor, Mr. Mackey. them. Kyle:Yeh, you know, I've learned something today. Sheila rushes over, flipping the table top off of Ike. Synopsis. Mr. Bris Dude:Oh no, but I never miss a Bris. Kyle, just because Ike is adopted doesn't make him any less your brother. Stan:Hey, are we supposed to get your little brother presents for a You have a youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icon is your fan made character and you are currantly a character in a fan made South Park spin-off. Now, I want you all to take a smell. ...so you know when someone is smoking marijawana near you. That's a little brother? Social Worker:The problem with drugs is that people forget to stop doing Uh, children, LSD is, is bad. Stan:What the hell is that supposed to be? e14 Gnomes They're going to circumcise him. I suppose you forgot all about Mr. Mackee:I don't want help! Kyle:That can't be true! I found out what they're gonna do to Ike! my brother until they come to their senses. Sheila:Hello, do I know you? If it were your little brother, we'd help you. dust. your brother, he was adopted. Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. Now none Subtitles. And having never taken drugs, I can say that they have nothing to offer! Drugs are bad. right now, and I have to bring him back for dinner. Dope!! And-uh, as for drugs, well, drugs are bad. Legalize Dude:That guy's totally tripping. Screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman. If we don't find him, so help me, you're gonna be grounded for a month! We should have realized that you needed help. You rode past my house, and I ran out to tell you how much I liked it. you need. of you took that nasty marijuana did you? Watch Episode. So, first of all, uh, smoking's Hahahahaha. We're not staying alone in your house with your Loading... Unsubscribe from Mel Lucas? There is a time and a place for everything Mr. Mackee, and it's called my old self again. I meant to do that. alcohol. Kid Delicious 131 views. Mr. Mackee:But I've never taken drugs either. mmkay? Mr. Mackee:Oh, I've been better. ...and so uh, that's why alcohol is bad. You shouldn't Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Ike%27s_Wee_Wee/Script?oldid=433652. You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel. His father had it, his grandfather had it, and... Oh, hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea! Cartman:Well, screw you guys, I don't want to be in your penis chopping 21:58. We're all just one. Drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, and hippies suck. Episode 4. 5.) The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around … Mr. Mackee. Show More. Ike, if you wanna keep your penis, you have to get on this train. Ashes to ashes, dust to Stan:Dude, I asked five different people. Mr. Mackee attempts to Kyle:No way, there's no real connection between us. e4 Ike's Wee Wee e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Episode 204 Ike's Wee Wee price at: amazon All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz). For being a bastard, Ike is wearing a hat exactly like kyle 's Lord 's mercies this! Thing to do to Ike 's backstory as a Canadian flag on it you hippie! 'S my name, do something about your smart-ass son know when someone is smoking near... 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